Your life, live it the way you want

queermarauders:

*looks at straight couple* so which one of you is the YA protagonist and which is the romantic subplot?

Me: Okay, it's 5am, so this episode will be the last episode for tonight.
Episode: *ends on cliff hanger*
Me: *deep, long sigh*
Me:
Me:
Me: Dammit *clicks next episode*

goreless:

*points to my ass* dinner’s ready

acidics:

I’m bringing this back

acidics:

I’m bringing this back

badtvblog:

Possibly one of the greatest narrations in the history of anime

Don’t fuck with boys who:

thedangerousautumn:

* are mean to their mothers
* are against feminism
* only want you for your body
* will/are leading you on
* think you owe them something
* think they are entitled to your body

it does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live

If you don’t end up smiling while you are kissing someone, you are probably kissing the wrong person.
I wish I learned this before (via lil-plant-princess)

ethankwolfe:

xthefaceofthefacelessx:

karin-420:

xthefaceofthefacelessx:

magnacarterholygrail:

so-treu:

LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT

religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols

I actually feel sorry for Americas youth.  This is your role model.  My role model is my father.  And I can spell whole words too. 

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broe you are 40 years old i’m pretty sure youve raised america’s youth

I haven’t. Because if I’d raised Americas youth, my daughters would value themselves more than using banana as a phallic symbol for being a dick in her mouth. And if my daughter liked a dick in her mouth, she wouldn’t advertise it to the world. A freak in the sheets but a lady in the streets.

I’m feeling second-hand embarrassment for a 36-year-old man what even is this.